My new corner office - and the job to go with it.   

January 1, 2009 | 2 Comments

The Feminists lied to me!

As a child of the late 70’s and 80’s, I grew up with the general understanding that housekeeping was what a woman did if she lacked the education, ambition, or intelligence to do anything else.  Running a household was the most mindless thing a woman could do.  Of course we could work 80 hours a week and slip in a little housework here and there.  No big deal, right?

Ha!

I’ve done both.  Ok, maybe I’ve never pulled an 80-hour work week.  Not even in the late 90’s when you had to put in 80-hour work weeks before the cool geeks would even give you the time of day.  Sorry, I guess I missed out on that bit of geek cred.  I kinda like sleep occasionally.  But I’ve been a working mother with a corporate job, a work-at-home Mom running my own businesses, and even (for brief periods) a stay-at-home Mom with no outside work responsibilities.

Anybody who tells you that managing a household is mindless has never actually done it.  Running a household - at least a household like mine! - is like negotiating Middle East peace, balancing the federal budget, running a corporation, and changing blow-out diapers, all at the same time at 4 AM on the day after Thanksgiving at WalMart.

For quite some time, I’ve been operating under the idea that if I could only get things to a baseline, get everything organized and figured out, life would run smoothly.  Unfortunately, I really need peace and quiet to do that kind of thinking, and well…that’s a pretty rare commodity around here.  Rather than giving up on the idea and just accepting life as one crisis after another, I’m trying another tactic:

I’ve taken a new job:  CEO of Ballad Family, Inc.

Responsibilities include oversight of various divisions including Education, Food Service, Accounting, Human Resources, and Site Maintenance.

Salary: $1000 per month.

According to the budget, there should be about $1000 left over at the end of every month.  So why have we been living paycheck to paycheck?  I have no idea.  I can’t even begin to tell you where that $1000 goes every month.  So, that’s my first goal.  To accurately track our budget, eliminate waste, and stick that $1000 into a savings account where it can’t go wandering off.  To achieve this, I’ll need to examine each area of this operation and streamline it.

I’ll be sharing my progress with you, in the hopes that what I’m doing will inspire and give you some practical tools to use in your own household.

And yes, I even have a corner office.  My Christmas present from DH was a complete re-organizatin of our bedroom.  What was once a storage and sleeping room is now an oasis of order!  I’ll post more about that on Tuesday, when I re-join Tackle it Tuesdays.

Tackle it Tuesday: The Monthly Budget   

March 4, 2008 | 4 Comments

Ok, this week’s project wasn’t nearly as inspiring or creative as last week’s Big Board, but it’s arguably just as crucial. This weekend I tackled our budget for March. I’ll admit, I dread the project every month, but when it’s done I have to admit I feel like a huge weight has been lifted.

It’s fear of the unknown. Unless I write out a budget for the month, I have literally no idea whether or not we’ll have enough cash to make it through the month - and odds are we’ll end up with a nasty surprise around the 15th because we just didn’t keep track of how much we were actually spending.

So there you go - it’s not glamorous, but it’s necessary for maintaining sanity. Of course, writing up the budget is the easy part. Sticking to it all month is what gets difficult.

That’s my big question in this post. WHY on Earth is it so darn hard to stick to a budget? Sometimes unexpected expenses pop up. I understand that. But even when that’s not the case it seems like the math I do at the beginning of the month never seems to match up to reality by the end of the month. Any ideas as to why this is and how to make math reflect reality?